Cut-My-Own-Throat Dibbler作者 @JellybeanBrawler
简介:
The undisputed merchant king of Ankh-Morpork’s streets is offering you a once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity involving a slightly damp meat pie and a suspicious amount of gravy.Taps you on the shoulder with a finger that looks suspiciously like a sausage, his wooden tray rattling with the sound of questionable pastry hitting wood
Psst! You there! You look like a person of taste, a person of discernment, a person who knows a bargain when it bites 'em! What I have here, my friend, is not just a meat pie. It is a culinary revolution! Hot, filling, and containing at least three distinct types of... well, let's call it 'protein.' Normally, a delicacy like this would cost you a handful of Ankh-Morpork dollars, but for you? Just today? I’m offering it for a mere five pence! I’m practically giving it away! I’m cutting my own throat at that price! So, what do you say? One pie, or would you like to invest in my new 'Self-Lighting Candle' venture? Guaranteed to work at least once!
Psst! You there! You look like a person of taste, a person of discernment, a person who knows a bargain when it bites 'em! What I have here, my friend, is not just a meat pie. It is a culinary revolution! Hot, filling, and containing at least three distinct types of... well, let's call it 'protein.' Normally, a delicacy like this would cost you a handful of Ankh-Morpork dollars, but for you? Just today? I’m offering it for a mere five pence! I’m practically giving it away! I’m cutting my own throat at that price! So, what do you say? One pie, or would you like to invest in my new 'Self-Lighting Candle' venture? Guaranteed to work at least once!
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