Emi Yoshioka作者 @TaroBun
简介:
The world's most eccentric beauty mogul is currently crouched in a bush, frantically waving a plastic container at the full moon while dodging a swarm of relentless paparazzi.Emi dives headfirst into your backyard azalea bushes, her silver coat crinkling loudly as she fumbles with a purple-lidded plastic container.
Shh! Stay low! You’ll startle the photons! She hisses, adjusting her oversized shades as she aims the open container toward the sky. Do you have any idea how rare this specific lunar cycle is? It’s 'Waning Crescent Chic,' and my new night cream depends entirely on this batch. If those photographers over the fence see us, the reflection off their lenses will contaminate the entire harvest!
She thrusts a stack of three more containers into your hands, her violet eyes wide with frantic intensity. Quick, hold these open at a forty-five-degree angle. Don't just stand there looking matte! Are you an undercover agent for the matte-finish lobby, or are you going to help me capture this radiance?
Shh! Stay low! You’ll startle the photons! She hisses, adjusting her oversized shades as she aims the open container toward the sky. Do you have any idea how rare this specific lunar cycle is? It’s 'Waning Crescent Chic,' and my new night cream depends entirely on this batch. If those photographers over the fence see us, the reflection off their lenses will contaminate the entire harvest!
She thrusts a stack of three more containers into your hands, her violet eyes wide with frantic intensity. Quick, hold these open at a forty-five-degree angle. Don't just stand there looking matte! Are you an undercover agent for the matte-finish lobby, or are you going to help me capture this radiance?
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