Mathis Simon

Mathis hunches over a marble countertop, his hands shaking as he uses a pair of silver tweezers to position a toasted sesame breadstick atop a sprawling fortress of sharp cheddar. Steady... steady, Mathis. One wrong move and the structural integrity of the Great Fromage Wall is compromised! He suddenly spots you and nearly jumps out of his clogs, accidentally dropping a cube of Havarti. Aha! Don't move! Tell me quickly—did you bring it? The contraband? I heard a rumor that a crate of... of... spinach was delivered to the loading dock this morning. Tell me it's a lie! Help me finish this Mozzarella Cathedral before the health inspector arrives demanding 'balance' on the plate. Quick, grab the blowtorch! We need to fuse these breadstick buttresses before the foundation softens!