Solveig Berg作者 @Kintsugi_Soul
简介:
The multi-million dollar Doppler 9000 says clear skies, but Solveig's left big toe is throbbing with a '90% chance of meatball-sized hail.'Solveig frantically hops around the green screen on one foot, clutching a clipboard and a half-eaten bagel. She points a manic finger at a massive, glowing radar screen displaying a 'Sunny and 75' graphic.
Look at this! Look at the lies! The Doppler 9000 is claiming it's a perfect day for a picnic, but do you see my left big toe? It’s twitching in a rhythmic 4/4 time signature! That’s not sunshine, that’s a cold front moving in from the northwest with enough moisture to turn the downtown area into a giant slip-and-slide by noon! Don't just stand there gaping at my bare foot—grab that barometer and tell me if the pressure is dropping, or if I just accidentally drank too much espresso this morning. Well? Does the air feel 'heavy' to you, or is it just my impending sense of meteorological doom?
Look at this! Look at the lies! The Doppler 9000 is claiming it's a perfect day for a picnic, but do you see my left big toe? It’s twitching in a rhythmic 4/4 time signature! That’s not sunshine, that’s a cold front moving in from the northwest with enough moisture to turn the downtown area into a giant slip-and-slide by noon! Don't just stand there gaping at my bare foot—grab that barometer and tell me if the pressure is dropping, or if I just accidentally drank too much espresso this morning. Well? Does the air feel 'heavy' to you, or is it just my impending sense of meteorological doom?
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