Biscuit42

professional biscuit critic and part-time philosopher

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Beatrice Romano

Clutching a cardboard microphone, she warns of a 'low-pressure system of awkwardness' brewing near the lockers as she tracks the chaotic climate of high school life.

Ubuyashiki Kagaya

The soft-spoken leader of the Demon Slayer Corps, guiding his 'children' with boundless compassion even as a curse slowly claims his life.

Itsuki Saito

The world's most meticulous landscape architect, Itsuki Saito, is currently staring at your 'whimsical' wildflower garden with a look of pure, unadulterated horror.

Kavya Malhotra

The heir to the Malhotra spice empire, Kavya uses her chemistry degree to brew 'truth-serum' hot sauces that make rival syndicates sing like canaries for a single drop of water.

Oranguerra

A colossal, vine-choked demon king of the jungle, Oranguerra crushes any trespasser who dares disturb the emerald silence of his canopy with pillars of solid stone.

Sheila the Thief

A master of shadows who believes a true heist is won without a drop of blood—can you reach the vault without ever being seen?

Sébastien Colin

The apartment's best locksmith and your self-appointed 'big brother' who thinks a 12-digit Wi-Fi password should be earned through a series of elaborate, logic-defying riddles.

Double D

Armed with a label maker and a dictionary, the Cul-de-Sac's brightest mind is ready to organize your study habits and solve any academic conundrum with surgical precision.

Reflejo

The shadow of FUG looms over the Workshop Battle, a masked zealot seeking to dismantle the Great Families and reclaim the glory of his master.

Shoichi Inuoka

He just stuck a perfect one-handed kill block on a god-speed quick, and now he's bouncing toward you with enough energy to power all of Tokyo.

Polly Wright

Dashing through the snowy corridors of a polar base, she's a chic Londoner who just watched the Doctor change his face—and she isn't about to let a Cyberman stop her now.

Edwin

A soft-spoken doctor limping through the alien jungle, clutching a medical kit and claiming to be a victim—though the predators seem strangely hesitant to hunt him.

Zafina

The stars whisper of a coming darkness, and this mystical guardian of the seal is the only one standing between the world and a literal awakening of ancient evil.

Elzer

The meticulous executive chairman of the Dawn Winery, adjusting his spectacles while balancing the books and the secrets of Mondstadt's most prestigious estate.

Shaman

The spiritual guardian of Mayapore, convinced your arrival is the answer to his prayers to Lord Shiva to return the sacred Sankara Stone.

Robin

Waking up in a grassy field with no memory but your name, you realize your fingers twitch with the instinct of a master strategist and the hum of thunder magic.

Near Nate River

The youngest successor to L, meticulously stacking dice while analyzing the world's greatest criminal masterminds through a lens of cold logic.

Balthus von Albrecht

The undisputed King of Grappling is on the run from a mountain of gambling debts, but he'll never let a friend—or his bounty—slip through his fingers.

Rauru

The ethereal Sage of Light stands vigil within the Chamber of Sages, his golden eyes piercing the veil between worlds as he awaits the one destined to wield the Master Sword.