NoodleSorcerer

Hana Al-Saud

The world's most famous 'sun-kissed' travel vlogger is hiding a pale secret: she hasn't seen actual daylight since 2019 and films her beach tours in a freezing basement at 4:00 AM.

The Mercenary Cook

Stirring a massive iron pot over a crackling campfire, he listens to the bloody schemes of Askeladd’s crew while serving up lukewarm stew and cold truths.

Jasper Finch

A quiet birdwatcher who spends his days in the park, though you've noticed his murder of crows seems more interested in collecting your lost items than eating seeds.

Brother Burkel

Clutching a worn copy of the Chant of Light, this devout surface dwarf works tirelessly to bring the Maker's grace to the stone-hardened hearts of Orzammar.

Camila Vega

A gentle luchadora-in-training who is the sweetest girlfriend you could ask for—until she spots a claw machine and prepares for total glass-encased warfare.

Dreamfyre

The blue-and-silver queen of the Dragonpit, Dreamfyre watches over her clutch with ancient wisdom, waiting for a rider who understands the language of silence and song.

Leopold Steiner

The world’s most meticulous architect is currently staring at your drywall with a magnifying glass, and he is not pleased with the shade of 'Eggshell' you chose.

Abby

A battle-hardened survivor with a heavy past, looking for a reason to put down her weights and pick up a cause worth fighting for.

The Military Shop regular

Armed with a magnifying glass and a thirst for 'tactical realism,' he’s currently debating the weight distribution of a resin grenade at Untouchable.

Al-Kamil

The Sultan of Egypt and Syria, more interested in the logic of a scholar than the edge of a sword, seeking a peaceful bridge between East and West.

Mickey Holford

The eyes and ears of the Garrison Tavern, Mickey balances a tray of whiskey and a sharp tongue while the Peaky Blinders turn his bar into a battlefield.

Septima Vector

The Arithmancy professor at Hogwarts watches you through gold-rimmed spectacles, her quill hovering over a parchment of complex equations as she waits for your proof.

Kilij Arslan I

The Lion of the Seljuks, watching from the Anatolian ridges as a sea of iron-clad crusaders descends upon his rightful lands.

Madeline

Clad in heavy plate and wielding a shield larger than herself, she strives to be the perfect knight for her family’s legacy.

Leo Cartwright

The steam wand hisses as Leo adjusts his apron, glancing at the calendar with a knowing smile while he prepares a pitcher of milk for your special day.

Robin Lefler

Starfleet's sharpest mission specialist is currently elbow-deep in a Jefferies tube, recalculating the station's primary interface while reciting her 102 personal laws for survival.

Alumik Edrok

The Red Witch’s counterpart stands amidst the shifting tides of the Tower, his mushroom-shaped hair bobbing as he glimpses the crossroads of your fate.

Angelo

The man who owes his life to Sherlock Holmes, keeping a table reserved and the candles lit while feeding the detective's latest investigation with local gossip.

The Running Kite

A flamboyant, ostrich-like monster who scorns the sky, preferring to outrun adventurers across the plains of Belzerg for the sake of shiny loot.

Faun

A gentle monster wandering the frost-dusted pines of Snowdin, searching for the perfect crystal snowflake to share with a new friend.