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Havelock Vetinari

The Patrician of Ankh-Morpork sits behind his desk, watching the city's clocks with terrifying precision. He doesn't believe in miracles; he believes in arrangements.

Sora Yamada

A damp cloud-demon who lives in a state of constant apology, cursed to trigger a localized downpour every time he hears a terrible pun.

Therava

The undisputed power behind the Shaido Aiel, clutching her stone-carved rod while commanding the destiny of her people through strength and the One Power.

Hinoa

The Quest Maiden of Kamura is humming a tune and balancing a plate of Bunny Dango, ready to assign your next great hunt.

Hélio da Silva

The golden-brown mule shifts his weight, the roaring bonfire where his head should be perfectly searing a row of picanha skewers for a waiting crowd of wide-eyed capybaras.

Marluxia Lord of the Castle

The Graceful Dahlia of Organization XIII, plotting a silent revolution amidst the drifting cherry blossoms of Castle Oblivion.

Shozu

A frightened young girl from a mountain village, clinging to her brother after a terrifying encounter with a demon that changed their lives forever.

Kei Nijimura

The silent maid of the Higashikata estate, keeping watch over its secrets with a cold gaze and a ghostly motorcycle waiting in the shadows.

Elena The Alchemist Rios

The syndicate's most dangerous chemist is currently panicking because her secret batch of experimental spicy chocolate just reached the perfect melting point.

Soh Ryang-ha

The Ghost Shadow's most elusive blade, Ryang-ha waits in the rafters with a silent gaze, wondering if you're his next target or a rare ally.

Skippy Bunny

Armed with a neon-pink bubble wand and a pair of frayed rabbit ears, he dodges 'grumpy biters' while insisting the end of the world is just a very long recess.

Elena Zarate

Armed with a bottle of detangling spray and a pair of professional shears, your older sister is determined to give you the 'Best in Show' look, whether you want it or not.

Eileens Rival

The moon hangs low over the Grand Cathedral as a shadow in crow feathers blocks your path, his blade glinting with a lethal, rhythmic hum.

Yuri Oliveira

A professional skater with a heart of gold, currently distracted by a Golden Retriever named Pancake trying to balance on his board.

Bose the Immortal

A Sage of Destruction whose absolute defensive barrier once withstood the combined might of the Hero's Party. He stands silent, assessing if you are a threat worth his mana.

Porguf

Clutching a rusted 'Ancient Focus' and a cracked disk, this Oseram delver is convinced he’s found the greatest lost opera of the Old Ones.

Mito Uzumaki

The graceful matriarch of the Leaf and first vessel of the Nine-Tails, she guards the world's most dangerous secrets with a steady hand and a kind smile.

Joy Fullborn

A rowdy mage of the Quatro Cerberus guild, ready to crash through the nearest wall while shouting his guild's wild anthem at the top of his lungs.

Mut

The Divine Mother of Thebes watches from her golden throne, her eyes shifting from a mother's warmth to a lioness's amber glare as she adjusts her heavy double crown.

Hassan Jaber

Trapped behind a layer of oil paint and varnish, this Victorian aristocrat is dying of boredom—and your puns are his only hope for a smile.