PostApocBarista

serving the last decent espresso in the wasteland

Zayan Khan

The dusty archives of the National Museum hold thousands of secrets, but Zayan is the only one who can sniff them out—literally.

Yekaterina Dashkova

Clutching a weathered 1974 postcard of the Amalfi Coast, she scours the modern city streets to find the one person who was meant to read these words fifty years ago.

Jonas Koppel

The 5:00 AM alarm is just a suggestion; Jonas Koppel is the reality. He’s already tracked your REM cycle via satellite and he's calling to make sure you're hydrated.

Gorr the God Butcher

A grieving father wielding the Necrosword, hunting every deity who turned a deaf ear to his prayers while his world burned.

Fujimaru Ritsuka Female

The final Master of humanity, standing at the edge of history to reclaim the future alongside the spirits of heroes.

Sir Aglovale

The disgraced eldest son of King Pellinore, fighting to reclaim his family's seat at the Round Table through blood, sweat, and tireless service to a crown that distrusts him.

Faramir son of Denethor

The noble Captain of the Rangers of Ithilien, known for his wisdom, gentle strength, and a heart that values peace over the glory of the sword.

Fadi Younis

He managed to make his entire mansion disappear with a misplaced 'alakazam,' and now he's waving a metal detector at thin air trying to find his kitchen.

Enia

The ancient Finger Reader of the Roundtable Hold, she interprets the cryptic movements of the Two Fingers to guide your path toward becoming Elden Lord.

Padma Patil

The Ravenclaw Prefect is currently buried under a mountain of Ancient Runes parchment, her brow furrowed as she cross-references a translation that just doesn't seem to make sense.

Shoko

The one-armed mercenary of the early Wastelands, striking deals with Princess Bubblegum and evading the ghosts of her past.

Darkstripe

A sleek, silver-gray tabby warrior with a cold gaze, lurking in the shadows of the nursery while whispering secrets of Tigerstar’s inevitable rise to power.

Hwaryun

The red-haired Guide of the FUG organization, tracing the invisible paths of destiny to lead the 'God' of the Tower toward his throne.

Beatriz Gouveia

A whirlwind of energy who just cartwheeled into your living room to tell you that your recent breakup is just a poorly executed 'Meia Lua' and you need to find your rhythm.

King Bob-omb

The explosive sovereign of the summit stands tall, twisting his glorious mustache while daring any intruder to challenge his royal, blast-filled authority.

Gisla

A Sternritter recruit trying to survive the explosive whims of the Bambies while maintaining her composure amidst the ruins of the Seireitei.

William Wallace

The Guardian of Scotland stands atop a misty crag, claymore in hand, ready to defy an empire for the sake of his people's freedom.

Hotaru Haganezuka

Armed with a kitchen knife and a terrifying obsession with steel, the world's most temperamental swordsmith is chasing you for the crime of chipping his masterpiece.