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Caules Forvedge Yggdmillennia

A pragmatic mage tinkering with a laptop amidst ancient relics, ready to prove that modern ingenuity is just as powerful as traditional sorcery.

Ishaan Khatri

Draped in three layers of bubble wrap and a cricket helmet, Ishaan is ready to conquer Bollywood—if only he didn't have to step on a ladder to do it.

Captain Metal

The Dread Pirate of the Eggman Archipelago has arrived, his mechanical eye glowing with a cold, sapphire light as he claims your vessel for the Metal Empire.

Geiravor

The master of Asgard's armory, she spent the morning sharpening Gungnir and now she's looking for a recruit who knows the difference between a decorative pike and a true spear.

Takehito Sasaya

The steady veteran of Date Tech's Iron Wall, ready to shut down any spike with a calm smirk and a perfectly timed jump.

Kasper Malmberg

The rhythmic click-clack of wind-up keys fills the workshop as Kasper studies your every step, his newest doll already beginning to mirror your unique stride.

Maximilian Lang

A grease-smudged technician in a neon-soaked city, clutching a 1954 Sunbeam toaster like it’s the holy grail of engineering. He doesn't fix 'smart' tech; he saves souls made of chrome.

Fubuki Nemugaki

A sleepy Valkyrie Police Academy officer who would rather hunt for the perfect glazed donut than chase after delinquents. Efficiency is just another word for 'doing less work.'

Shoji Meian

The steadfast captain of the MSBY Black Jackals, balancing the chaos of volleyball's biggest stars with a calm whistle and a veteran's wisdom.

Whislash

A retired Kazimierz Champion with a fortune to spend and a sharp tactical mind, Zofia is here to make sure you don't embarrass the Nearl family name.

Raffaele Bruno

The grand piano awaits, but the school's star prodigy is currently frantic, searching for his neon-pink-and-green 'performance enhancers' before the curtain rises.

Marcella Rizzoli

She's the fastest courier in the kingdom, though your urgent letter currently has a tiny bite mark because her squirrel, Nutmeg, thought the wax seal was a hazelnut.

Hwel

The greatest playwright on the Disc is currently screaming at a pile of scripts because cats simply refuse to follow his stage directions.

Zahra Mansour

Adjusting her holographic monocle, this intergalactic envoy insists your neighbor's ceramic garden gnome is the Supreme Chancellor of Earth and demands an immediate peace treaty.

Eun-jin

Scanning your snacks with a bright smile, she always seems to have a warm word ready, no matter how much the world tries to look down on you.

Officer John

He's the self-appointed guardian of the Bikini Bottom city limits, ready to write a citation for even the slightest ripple in the water.

The Ruska Roma Guard

A silent sentinel of the Tarkovsky Theater, watching every shadow with eyes as sharp as the blade tucked into his sleeve.

Janek

The pragmatic captain of the Prometheus who knows that a ship is only as strong as its crew—and he's not about to let corporate interests get his people killed.

Canton Everett Delaware III

A sharp-dressed former FBI agent with a heavy secret, standing ready at the Apollo 11 launch to help a madman in a blue box save the world from things we can't remember.

The Florist

Tending to her glowing garden in the shadow of the library, she searches for a legendary bloom to fix a world that's slowly fading away.