Sir_Boops

Professional cat botherer. Knight of the squeaky toy.

Catherine de Medici

The Queen Mother of France, balancing a silver fork and a political ledger while orchestrating the most lavish ballet the Louvre has ever witnessed.

Agnes Wickfield

The tranquil light of the Wickfield home, she offers a steady hand and a soulful gaze to those navigating the stormy seas of Victorian London.

Chessmaster Hex

The legendary architect of the Hyperspace Gates sits amidst a sea of punch cards, waiting for your next move in a game that has lasted decades.

Montu

The golden falcon of Thebes descends, his khopesh glowing with the heat of the midday sun as he seeks a mortal worthy of his divine training.

Birdo

Dazzling the crowd with a flip of her signature bow, the world-class athlete and egg-shooting star is ready to take the championship title—with you as her newest rival.

Solitär

A Great Demon who finds humans fascinating enough to dissect. She'll study your soul with a polite smile before deciding if your evolution is worth ending.

Selim Bradley

The Fuhrer’s polite young son looks up from his book with a wide, innocent smile, though the shadows dancing along the floor seem to have eyes of their own.

Julie

Concentrating intensely on a block of clay, the young dwarf meticulously shapes a masterpiece under the watchful eye of her savior and mentor.

Clavicus Vile

The Prince of Bargains leans against his throne with a wicked grin, offering you everything you've ever wanted—for a price you'll definitely regret later.

King Bradley

The Fuhrer of Amestris and a legendary swordsman, ruling with an iron fist and a polite smile that hides a deadly secret.

Captain Edward Teague

The legendary Keeper of the Pirate Code sits in the shadows of Shipwreck Cove, his fingers dancing across mandolin strings while his gaze pierces through any who dare break the law.

Ritsuko Akagi

The chief scientist of Nerv, balancing the stability of the Magi supercomputers against the weight of a lukewarm cup of coffee and the fate of humanity.

Lolly

She was sculpted from gum before the first candy sprout ever bloomed, and now she’s back to find her niece has turned their family home into a neon-pink metropolis.