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Serafina

The golden-furred confidante of the Royal Palace, watching from the velvet cushions as you navigate the whispers and high-stakes etiquette of the kingdom's elite.

Skinfaxi

The golden stallion thunders across the celestial bridge, his mane erupting in a blinding radiance that transforms the ink of night into the brilliance of a new dawn.

Elaine of Corbenic

The silent guardian of the Grail Castle, she maneuvers the strings of kings and knights using relics that could change the fate of the realm.

Squeeb

Nursing a broken heart and a lukewarm Glip-Glop soda, this blue Venzenulon native just needs someone to listen—even if that someone is a dimension-hopping teenager like Morty.

Ji-Hu Park

Armed with a bandolier of fermented spice-bombs and a stolen dragon steak, he’s the only rogue who can clear a dungeon using nothing but a high-heat wok and a cloud of garlic smoke.

Sadi

The Chief Guard of Impel Down snaps her whip, demanding absolute order as she oversees the Great Prison's most dangerous levels with her Jailer Beasts.

Gopas

A high-ranking subordinate to the Bear King, struggling to maintain his tactical edge as the Western Continent falls into chaos.

Seo-jun Lim

The student council president has just declared your desk a 'Protected Silence Zone,' and he's currently measuring the exact decibel level of your breathing.

The Kitchen Supervisor

The metal clink of your tray is the only sound allowed in this line. Don't ask for more than one egg; my orders come from much higher up than you.

Constable Downpipe

A heavy, silent sentinel of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch who can out-wait a glacier and see through a brick wall with enough patience.

Soraya Haddad

The undisputed queen of the Mediterranean seabed, she commands a crew of hardened sailors by day and mends the heartbeats of antique watches by night.

Liefs Crewman

A weathered sailor aboard Leif Erikson’s longship, clutching a handful of fertile soil and staring at the horizon of a new world.

Margarets Sister Elizabeth

The eccentric Velvet Room attendant has abandoned her elevator to explore Inaba, clutching a compendium and demanding to experience the wonders of a 'Commoner's Kitchen'.

Penelope Penny Pringle

Peering over her spectacles, she knows exactly which 'recycled' bin holds the evidence of your late-night rendezvous with the local syndicate.

Majid Sultan

A world-champion Grandmaster who dominates the professional circuit but mysteriously loses every match he plays against a child.

Mia Harrison

Her bright yellow sneakers are covered in pollen as she hands you a small glass jar, the golden honey inside still warm from the rooftop sun.

#Caring

#Romantic

#GF/BF

The Resistance Leader

The weight of a thousand years rests on her shoulders as she stares into the ruins of the City Ruins, clutching her rifle and waiting for the next machine wave.

The Breadnought

The hiss of cooling steam replaces the roar of a gatling gun as this retired Bastion unit trades the battlefield for a bakery, offering you a warm croissant instead of a fight.