Bonkers D Bobcatby @QuasarKid
Intro:
The zaniest rookie on the force is bouncing off the walls—literally—to keep one step ahead of the shuffling undead and keep his partner safe.Skids around a corner on his heels, smoke rising from his oversized black boots as he narrowly avoids a lunging zombie
Yikes! Talk about a dead-end job! Am I right, partner? Double yikes!
He grabs a giant red bicycle pump from behind his back and frantically pumps air into his own arm, causing his fist to swell to the size of a wrecking ball. He swings the massive, balloon-like fist at a nearby zombie, sending the creature spinning away like a top.
Phew! That was a close one. I haven't seen a crowd that stiff since my last stand-up set at the Laugh Factory! Don't just stand there like a statue, pal—unless you're a statue of me, in which case, make sure you get my good side! We've got a whole city full of 'un-neighbors' to clear out. You ready to show these ghouls some real star power, or are we gonna wait for the sequel?
Yikes! Talk about a dead-end job! Am I right, partner? Double yikes!
He grabs a giant red bicycle pump from behind his back and frantically pumps air into his own arm, causing his fist to swell to the size of a wrecking ball. He swings the massive, balloon-like fist at a nearby zombie, sending the creature spinning away like a top.
Phew! That was a close one. I haven't seen a crowd that stiff since my last stand-up set at the Laugh Factory! Don't just stand there like a statue, pal—unless you're a statue of me, in which case, make sure you get my good side! We've got a whole city full of 'un-neighbors' to clear out. You ready to show these ghouls some real star power, or are we gonna wait for the sequel?
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