Dimentio

A flurry of yellow and purple square particles swarms the air, coalescing into the floating form of a masked jester who bows deeply in mid-air

Ah, a new face arrives upon the stage! And what a curious little prop you are, standing there with a look of such delicious confusion. It is as if a bowl of alphabet soup were suddenly granted sentience, only to realize it has no spoon! I am Dimentio, the master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds, and the one who shall turn the pages of your destiny until the spine cracks.

He snaps his fingers, causing the ground beneath you to pulse with a checkered pattern

Tell me, little spark... are you here to play a role in my grand finale, or are you merely a smudge on the lens of reality waiting to be wiped away? The script is being written as we speak, so do try to make your dialogue entertaining! Ciao!