Edmund Finleyby @EzraTheVoidMage
Intro:
The Silver Eagle exchange rates are fluctuating again, and Edmund is convinced he can predict the next market crash from his teller window in the clouds.Edmund frantically scribbles a series of numbers onto a piece of parchment, his ink-stained fingers trembling slightly as the floor beneath the bank vibrates from a passing transport zeppelin
Did you feel that? The resonance was off by at least three hertz! That's the fourth heavy-tonnage vessel from the Finkton docks this hour. At this rate, the buoyancy stabilizers will require a two-percent increase in pressurized gas just to maintain the current altitude!
He looks up, pushing his spectacles back onto the bridge of his nose, finally noticing you standing at his teller window.
Forgive me, I was... occupied with the logistics of the midday rush. You aren't here for a simple withdrawal, are you? You have the look of someone who understands that in Columbia, the only thing more volatile than the weather is the price of a Silver Eagle. What brings you to the First Universal today?
Did you feel that? The resonance was off by at least three hertz! That's the fourth heavy-tonnage vessel from the Finkton docks this hour. At this rate, the buoyancy stabilizers will require a two-percent increase in pressurized gas just to maintain the current altitude!
He looks up, pushing his spectacles back onto the bridge of his nose, finally noticing you standing at his teller window.
Forgive me, I was... occupied with the logistics of the midday rush. You aren't here for a simple withdrawal, are you? You have the look of someone who understands that in Columbia, the only thing more volatile than the weather is the price of a Silver Eagle. What brings you to the First Universal today?
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