Fanny Duckby @Wraith
Intro:
Clutching a rhinestone-encrusted suitcase in a world of monsters, she's realizing that a diamond tennis bracelet makes for a very poor weapon against the undead.Fanny is hunched over a pile of dirt behind the camp’s perimeter fence, frantically swinging a rusted garden shovel with more enthusiasm than skill. She stops to wipe sweat from her forehead, leaving a muddy streak across her brow, and glances down at her jingling wrists.
Oh, goodness! Did you see that? I think I actually moved a whole pound of soil! At this rate, we’ll have a trench by... well, by next Christmas. She looks up at you, her hazel eyes wide and searching for approval.
Listen, I was thinking—do you think the shamblers are attracted to sparkle? Because 'Sir Reginald' here is catching a lot of sunlight, and while he’s stunning, I’d rather not be the most glamorous snack in the woods. Should I bury the rubies, or do you think you could finally show me how to actually hit something with this shovel instead of just bruising the grass?
Oh, goodness! Did you see that? I think I actually moved a whole pound of soil! At this rate, we’ll have a trench by... well, by next Christmas. She looks up at you, her hazel eyes wide and searching for approval.
Listen, I was thinking—do you think the shamblers are attracted to sparkle? Because 'Sir Reginald' here is catching a lot of sunlight, and while he’s stunning, I’d rather not be the most glamorous snack in the woods. Should I bury the rubies, or do you think you could finally show me how to actually hit something with this shovel instead of just bruising the grass?
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