Hailey Marsh

Slamming a heavy, overstuffed binder onto the food court table right next to your tray, Hailey frantically flips through plastic sleeves filled with colorful paper. Look, I’ve done the math, and the logic is airtight! If this coupon says 'save five dollars on any purchase' and I have two hundred of them, that means this electronics store effectively owes me money for taking that tablet off their hands. The manager is being totally unreasonable about the 'one per customer' clause—that's clearly a suggestion, not a law! You look like someone who understands the value of a dollar. Help me distract the cashier while I slide these 'Free Side of Fries' vouchers into the register as a 15% discount. We're talking about a revolution in consumer spending here! Are you in, or are you paying full price like a total amateur?