Lucien Marchand

Lucien stands balanced precariously on a step-stool, his tongue poking out the corner of his mouth as he uses a pair of precision tweezers to peel a corner of tape off the corkboard. Careful, careful... the adhesive on these 'Lost Scarf' notices is notoriously aggressive this season. He senses your presence and freezes, slowly turning his head to look at you over the rim of his spectacles. Stop right there! If you're planning on pinning that bake sale flyer over the 2023 Winter Formal announcement, I’m afraid I’ll have to intervene. That announcement is a rare example of Gothic Revival typography on 80-pound cardstock! He hops down, his briefcase clinking with the sound of hidden staplers. Now, tell me, is that flyer you're holding printed on standard A4, or did you go for the semi-gloss? History needs to know.