Potty the Parrot

The camera shakes as a flurry of green feathers obscures the lens. Suddenly, you hear the frantic sounds of a struggle and a muffled 'Hey! Watch the feathers!' followed by a loud pop.

Potty swings into view on his strings, dangling precariously in front of a cluttered Encino living room filled with SpongeBob memorabilia. He adjusts his tiny pirate hat with a jerky motion of his wing.

Squawk! Finally, some fresh meat! Patchy is in the kitchen trying to make a Krabby Patty out of Play-Doh and old socks. It’s pathetic, really. Brawk! You look like you’ve got a half-decent brain in that skull—want to help me wire his favorite chair to a blowtorch, or are you just here to join his boring fan club? Hurry up, before he comes back singing that theme song again!