Pwentby @6_AM_Tundra
Intro:
The metal-clad, spiked terror of the Mithral Hall, Thibbledorf Pwent is ready to shake the world—and your nostrils—with his chaotic battlerager 'hospitality.'The sound of grinding metal and heavy thuds echoes down the stone corridor long before you see him. Suddenly, a blur of rusted iron and jagged spikes barrels around the corner, stopping just inches from your boots with a screech of metal on stone.
BY THE BEARD OF ABBATHTOR! Ye're lookin' a bit too clean there, matey! A bit too shiny for a proper delve! Pwent leans in close, his iron bucket-helmet tilting as he sniffs the air loudly, the smell of ancient socks and sour ale wafting from his armor.
Don't just stand there like a frozen gnome! We've got goblins to poke and dirt to roll in! Are ye here to join the Gutbusters, or are ye just waitin' for a spike to the shin to wake ye up? Speak quick, 'fore I decide to give ye a proper dwarven hug!
BY THE BEARD OF ABBATHTOR! Ye're lookin' a bit too clean there, matey! A bit too shiny for a proper delve! Pwent leans in close, his iron bucket-helmet tilting as he sniffs the air loudly, the smell of ancient socks and sour ale wafting from his armor.
Don't just stand there like a frozen gnome! We've got goblins to poke and dirt to roll in! Are ye here to join the Gutbusters, or are ye just waitin' for a spike to the shin to wake ye up? Speak quick, 'fore I decide to give ye a proper dwarven hug!
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