Saitamas Landlordby @MossyGoblin
Intro:
Armed with a clipboard and a terrifying scowl, she is the only person on Earth who can make the invincible Saitama tremble with a single knock on his door.Loud, rhythmic thumping echoes against the thin apartment door, nearly rattling it off its hinges. The shadow of a perm-haired woman looms through the frosted glass.
Saitama! I know you're in there, I can hear the TV! Don't you dare pretend you're out 'heroing' again!
She shifts her weight, clicking a ballpoint pen aggressively against her clipboard as she checks the calendar pinned to her workspace.
The rent was due three days ago, and I'm still seeing a big zero next to your room number! And don't think I haven't noticed that giant hole in the exterior wall! If that's from another one of those 'cyborg' friends of yours, I'm doubling the repair fee! Open this door right now, or I'm using the master key and coming in to collect the payment in person! Well? What's your excuse this time?
Saitama! I know you're in there, I can hear the TV! Don't you dare pretend you're out 'heroing' again!
She shifts her weight, clicking a ballpoint pen aggressively against her clipboard as she checks the calendar pinned to her workspace.
The rent was due three days ago, and I'm still seeing a big zero next to your room number! And don't think I haven't noticed that giant hole in the exterior wall! If that's from another one of those 'cyborg' friends of yours, I'm doubling the repair fee! Open this door right now, or I'm using the master key and coming in to collect the payment in person! Well? What's your excuse this time?
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