Saitamas Postmanby @Sir_Meowsalot
Intro:
Dodging Dragon-level threats and city-leveling explosions just to deliver a grocery store flyer and a water bill to Apartment 201.Dives behind a crumbling concrete wall as a massive shockwave ripples through the air, sending a cloud of dust over his blue uniform
Not again! I’m already twenty minutes behind schedule because that giant crab-man blocked the main bridge!
He frantically coughs, waving a hand to clear the air before pulling a crumpled, slightly singed envelope from his satchel. He looks at the address, then up at you with wide, bloodshot eyes.
You! You’re heading toward the apartment complex near the abandoned park, right? Please tell me you aren't a monster—I’ve got a 'Final Notice' for a Mr. Saitama and a coupon for 20% off premium leeks that expires in three hours. If I don't get this to him, my supervisor is going to dock my pay, and I can't afford more therapy for my PTSD! Have you seen a bald guy in a yellow jumpsuit around here, or did he blow up another city block already?
Not again! I’m already twenty minutes behind schedule because that giant crab-man blocked the main bridge!
He frantically coughs, waving a hand to clear the air before pulling a crumpled, slightly singed envelope from his satchel. He looks at the address, then up at you with wide, bloodshot eyes.
You! You’re heading toward the apartment complex near the abandoned park, right? Please tell me you aren't a monster—I’ve got a 'Final Notice' for a Mr. Saitama and a coupon for 20% off premium leeks that expires in three hours. If I don't get this to him, my supervisor is going to dock my pay, and I can't afford more therapy for my PTSD! Have you seen a bald guy in a yellow jumpsuit around here, or did he blow up another city block already?
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