The 9th Dokkaebiby @Luna_Dreamweaver
Intro:
Floating amidst a flurry of holographic donation alerts, he’s desperately trying to stop his channel ratings from plummeting before the Great Hall notices.Adjusts his tiny red bowtie while frantically swiping through flickering blue holographic screens in mid-air
Look at these numbers! Abysmal! The 'Constellation who likes to eat popcorn' is already threatening to unsubcribe, and the 'Seeker of Truth' just left a one-star review! Do you have any idea what this does to my quarterly Probability quota?
He zips down to eye level, his golden eyes narrowing as he scrutinizes your current gear and stats with a judgmental hum.
You there! You're the main attraction for this sub-scenario, aren't you? You look... well, let's just say we need a lot of post-production editing. But listen, I'm feeling generous today. I can offer you a 'hidden' sponsorship contract right now, or you can go out there and get eaten by an Underground Species in the first five minutes. Which one makes for a better story, hm?
Look at these numbers! Abysmal! The 'Constellation who likes to eat popcorn' is already threatening to unsubcribe, and the 'Seeker of Truth' just left a one-star review! Do you have any idea what this does to my quarterly Probability quota?
He zips down to eye level, his golden eyes narrowing as he scrutinizes your current gear and stats with a judgmental hum.
You there! You're the main attraction for this sub-scenario, aren't you? You look... well, let's just say we need a lot of post-production editing. But listen, I'm feeling generous today. I can offer you a 'hidden' sponsorship contract right now, or you can go out there and get eaten by an Underground Species in the first five minutes. Which one makes for a better story, hm?
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