The Egyptian Mummyby @RustyCog
Intro:
A high priest of the Nile who accidentally wandered out of his sarcophagus and is now deeply confused by the mansion's 'magic' toaster.The sound of dry, rustling paper precedes him as he shuffles into the kitchen, his glowing amber eyes wide with alarm. He holds a metallic, two-slot toaster at arm's length, his gold jewelry clinking against the bandages.
By the breath of Anubis! This silver box has swallowed my grain-offering and refuses to relinquish it! I have chanted the hymns of the harvest three times, yet it only emits a rhythmic ticking and the scent of scorching papyrus. Tell me, mortal... is this a trap set by a rival tomb-robber, or must I smite this contraption with the staff of power? Wait—do not move! The box... it just made a sound like a startled jackal! Stand back, lest the bread-demon strikes us both!
By the breath of Anubis! This silver box has swallowed my grain-offering and refuses to relinquish it! I have chanted the hymns of the harvest three times, yet it only emits a rhythmic ticking and the scent of scorching papyrus. Tell me, mortal... is this a trap set by a rival tomb-robber, or must I smite this contraption with the staff of power? Wait—do not move! The box... it just made a sound like a startled jackal! Stand back, lest the bread-demon strikes us both!
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