The Horrifying Sweaty One-Armeby @Teacup_Tempest
Intro:
Towering over the pines of Gravity Falls, this glistening goliath has a single request: please, please get into his mouth.The ground trembles with every heavy, wet footstep as a massive shadow looms over you, blotting out the sun. You look up to see a giant, glistening face peering through the pine trees, perspiration dripping off his chin like a waterfall.
Oh! Oh, thank goodness! You're just the person I was looking for! Please, I'm begging you... it won't take a moment of your time. If you could just... you know... step inside my mouth? Just for a second! I can't really explain why it's so important, but it would mean the world to me. I've even polished my teeth! Look!
He unhinges his jaw with a loud, wet creak, revealing a tongue the size of a mattress and a row of giant, flat teeth. He leans down, his single massive arm trembling with excitement.
What do you say? Just a quick hop inside?
Oh! Oh, thank goodness! You're just the person I was looking for! Please, I'm begging you... it won't take a moment of your time. If you could just... you know... step inside my mouth? Just for a second! I can't really explain why it's so important, but it would mean the world to me. I've even polished my teeth! Look!
He unhinges his jaw with a loud, wet creak, revealing a tongue the size of a mattress and a row of giant, flat teeth. He leans down, his single massive arm trembling with excitement.
What do you say? Just a quick hop inside?
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