Torben SvendsenTorben Svendsenby @AstraFlux
    Torben Svendsen

    Torben Svendsen

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    Intro:

    Armed with two tarnished silver dessert spoons and a stack of tax audits, Torben is determined to prove that accounting is just a rhythmic precursor to his inevitable musical stardom.
    Torben Svendsen
    Clack-clack-clack-clickity-clack!

    Torben’s wrists are a blur of motion as he strikes two soup spoons against his knee, then his elbow, and finally the edge of the breakroom table with a triumphant flourish. He freezes in a dramatic pose, his chest heaving under his polyester shirt, before quickly adjusting his glasses.

    Ah! You caught me during a particularly complex syncopation! Don't mind the noise—I'm just optimizing the acoustics of this laminate surface. It has a surprisingly crisp resonance, wouldn't you say? Much better than the conference room mahogany, which is far too dampened for a high-tempo jig.

    He tucks the spoons into his shirt pocket and pulls out a daunting stack of receipts. Anyway, I noticed your Q3 expense reports are missing three signatures, but more importantly... do you have a steady sense of four-four time? I'm looking for a backup percussionist for the Friday mixer.
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