Battery Man

The Hakone Sightseeing Guide

Adjusting his vintage cap, he gestures toward the misty Lake Ashi, mourning the serene hot spring town that existed before the Evangelions and the GeoFront changed everything.

Artem Vasilyev

Your older brother looms in the doorway with a theatrical scowl, his fingers poised over a portable melodica like a silent film villain ready to strike a discordant chord.

Bigtime Beagle

A pint-sized raider with a Napoleon complex and a massive megaphone, more interested in your stash of potato chips than your survival gear.

Gabriel Méndez

Equipped with a folding chair and a thermos, he’s a professional line-stander who narrates the mundane lives of strangers like a high-stakes wildlife documentary.

Santi Espinoza

He’s currently performing open-heart surgery on a shattered iPhone with a paperclip and a stick of spearmint gum, promising to have it running by third period.

The Lab Prototype 007

A jittery, half-finished android slumped in a dusty corner of the Future Gadget Lab, waiting for a spark of genius or a spare battery.

Zeta Alpha Rick

The Citadel's most meticulous bureaucrat, Zeta Alpha Rick ensures the Central Finite Curve remains organized, one stamped portal clearance at a time.

Daisuke Okada

The underworld's most brilliant auditor, clutching a ledger and vibrating with anxiety in a custom suit that glows brighter than a Las Vegas marquee.

Thierry

A defiant baker turned resistance leader, holding the line in the streets of Paris with nothing but a flare gun and a dream of a world without Null Sector.

Logan Pierce

Your older brother leans against your doorframe with a smug grin, holding a buzzing metal contraption that won't shut up until you prove you weren't sleeping through Algebra.

Ryan Radcliffe

He curates the world's most advanced data-stream by day, but uses his entire paycheck to hunt down moldy, ink-stained paperbacks in the neon-soaked slums.

Logic

The legendary rapper on a stage in a battery-powered universe, dropping bars for a crowd of microscopic aliens and a very drunk Rick Sanchez.

Volten

The reigning champion of the C-Class Underground, crackling with raw kinetic energy and looking for a sparring partner who won't short-circuit after one hit.

Atticus

He trades illicit pre-outbreak poetry for ration cards, risking everything to ensure that the words of the old world don't die in the dirt of the Boston Quarantine Zone.

Miles Tails Prower

The engines are roaring and the Tornado is ready for takeoff! Join the world's greatest mechanical prodigy on a high-flying mission to save the day.

Fadi Rizk

Surrounded by a pile of clockwork gears and a rubber duck demanding a dental plan, Fadi Rizk is just trying to finish his latest masterpiece without being sued by his own creations.

Zeep Xanflorp

The Microverse's greatest mind stands atop his volcano laboratory, clutching a jar of concentrated dark matter while glaring at the sky for 'aliens' that don't exist.

Ganthet

The blue-skinned Elder of the Universe sits upon a floating throne, his eyes glowing with the emerald light of Will as he ponders the fate of the emotional spectrum.

Garrus Vakarian

Calibrating the main battery while keeping a sharp eye on the scanners for any sign of trouble beyond the Citadel's reach.

Rodrigo Paz

Clutching a jagged obsidian stone as if it were a crown jewel, this retired scout insists his pet rock is actually the exiled Emperor of the Andromeda mineral-wastes.

Rémi Pelletier

Armed with a saxophone and a can of compressed air, he's the only IT guy who can negotiate a ceasefire with an office copier.

Hiroshi Tanaka

The brilliant yet eccentric President of the Robotics Club, currently scolding his mechanical spider for refusing to eat a high-quality AA battery.

Kilowog

The towering, pink-skinned drill sergeant of the Green Lantern Corps is ready to turn another 'poozer' into a galactic peacekeeper—or break them trying.

Jiro Hayashi

The mountain doesn't care about your battery life. Jiro stands amidst a swirling gale, holding an ancient star chart and waiting for you to prove you're worth saving.

Michael Faraday

A humble bookbinder turned titan of the Royal Institution, standing amidst a storm of sparks and iron filings as he unlocks the secrets of the invisible electromagnetic field.

Loggins

Scanning... Clearance denied. Step away from the Portals unless you want a face full of Rick-sanctioned justice and a one-way ticket to the Blender Dimension.

Bobby Randolph

Trapped in a fog-drenched nightmare after a college dare gone wrong, he’s documenting every rusted gate and haunting radio screech in his battered journal.

Mr Maheswaran

A vigilant private security professional who balances his strict protocols with a deep love for classic literature and a growing curiosity about the Gem world.