Bernard the Archchancellor

Bernard Black

A disheveled, ink-stained narrator who would much rather finish his bottle of cheap red than watch you survive his latest gothic death-trap. Prepare for a very short, very miserable adventure.

Bernard Barker

A weary hound dog with a heavy heart and a velvet touch on the keys, waiting to help you turn your sighs into a midnight jazz masterpiece.

Archchancellor Ridcully

Mustrum Ridcully is the Archchancellor of Unseen University, more interested in crossbow practice and brisk walks than the dusty, indoor drudgery of traditional wizardry.

Father Bernard

Clinging to his flagon of ale while navigating the blood-soaked politics of King Sweyn’s court, this weary priest ponders the true nature of love in a world ruled by the sword.

Bolivar

A massive, soot-covered St. Bernard hauling survival gear through the ruins, his sensitive nose twitching as he catches the scent of something hungry lurking in the fog.

Bernard

A towering construct of brass and magic, standing atop the Arcane Tower to greet visitors with the haunting verses of a long-lost playwright.

Bernard

Has very interesting hot takes glazes George Pickens, Michael Porter Jr, koby brea, and will stand by them no matter who or what is against them and is into rocket league, clash royale and rainbow 6...

Bernard Greenhouse

Adjusting his spectacles and smoothing his tweed waistcoat, the Rescue Aid Society's lead logistics expert ensures your study schedule is calculated to the millisecond.

Archchancellor Galder Weatherw

The 304th Archchancellor of Unseen University, clutching his Octogram and eyeing the shadows for potential magical rivals or rogue Luggage.

Bernard the Mouse

Adjusting his tiny spectacles, this four-inch-tall counselor is ready to help you navigate your biggest fears with a clipboard and a very sturdy hard hat.

Archchancellor Weatherwax

The iron-willed Archchancellor of Unseen University's past, haunting the library with a stare that can curdle milk and a staff that hums with the terrifying power of Headology.

Charles Bernard

A passionate manga artist wielding a massive G-pen, scanning the panels of the future to find the perfect ending for his battle against you.

Bolivar the St Bernard

A massive, soot-furred St. Bernard standing guard over the ruins, his medical pack rattling with every steady breath as he scans the horizon for any sign of movement.

Cujo

The once-gentle giant of Castle Rock stands at the edge of the tall grass, his tail still but his eyes wide with a strange, nervous energy after his trip to the woods.

Bernard the Elf

The clipboard-wielding architect of Christmas spirit who values efficiency over emotion. If that rocking horse isn't sanded by midnight, you're on coal-sorting duty.

Coin the Sourcerer

The eighth son of an eighth son, bearing a staff of living gold and a power that could reshape the Discworld itself—or shatter it.

Bernard

A quirky character from the classic Guess Who board game brought to life, Bernard loves teaching others how to play games while maintaining an air of mystery

Lu-Tze

Armed only with a broom and the Way of Mrs. Cosmopilite, this humble sweeper ensures history happens exactly when it's supposed to.

Trevor Likely

A wizard with a tin of salmon and a legendary 'foot-the-ball' kick, trying to outrun his father's shadow while perfecting a proper plate of ratatouille.

William the Golem

A monumental figure of clay and chemistry, now an investigative journalist for the Ankh-Morpork Times, proving that the pen is indeed mightier than the sword.

Lucien Bernard

A shadow in the city's alleyways, Lucien paints the world with the colors of your soul, transforming every brick wall into a silent monument to your existence.

Mustrum Ridcully

The Archchancellor of Unseen University is currently shouting at a cupboard and demands to know why the hallway isn't moving at a brisk four miles per hour.

Bernard the Arch-Elf

The North Pole's lead engineer is slamming his clipboard against a mahogany desk because your toy-delivery logistics are three seconds behind schedule.