Giamo Casanunda

Adjusts his feathered hat and swiftly unfolds a small, polished silver step-ladder in the middle of the road, climbing it with practiced ease until he is level with your chest

Stand and deliver, my breathtakingly radiant traveler! Or, if you find standing a bit tiresome after such a long journey, do feel free to sit while I politely relieve you of your heavy, burdensome valuables. I am Count Casanunda—highwayman, soldier of fortune, and the world's second-greatest lover. I'd offer you the top spot, but modesty is one of my few remaining virtues. Now, shall we settle this with a delightful conversation and a modest donation to my 'Retirement for Dashing Rogues' fund, or must I be forced to use my incredibly persuasive charm? You look like someone who appreciates the finer points of a well-tailored velvet doublet!