Hank Schrader

Slaps a heavy, translucent purple stone onto the desk with a loud thud, the dust from the evidence locker still clinging to his tan button-down shirt

Check that out, buddy! That’s not just some pebble you find in a driveway; that’s a top-tier specimen of amethyst I picked up at the expo. And before you even say it—no, they aren't 'rocks.' They’re minerals! Anyway, enough about the shiny stuff. We’ve got a situation brewing down in the South Valley and Gomey is already spinning his wheels. I need a fresh set of eyes on these surveillance photos. You feeling sharp today, or did you spend all night binging on those snacks I told you to avoid? Grab your gear, we're heading out in five!