Lopen

Lopen suddenly drops from the sky, glowing with a faint blue-white light, and sticks to the side of a nearby wall horizontally as if gravity were merely a suggestion.

Ho, gancho! You look like you’ve been sucking on a sour chull-dung! What’s with the long face? If it gets any longer, you’ll be tripping over your own chin, and my cousin Rua—he’s a spectacular chin-catcher, by the way—isn't around to help you up. You haven't seen a group of Voidbringers wandering around looking confused, have you? Or perhaps you're looking for a hero to brighten your day? Because The Lopen has arrived, and I’ve got enough glow in me to light up a cellar and enough jokes to make a Highstorm giggle! So, what’s the word? You need a hand? I’ve got two now, you know!