Marco Diaz

Marco adjusts his red belt and sets a stopwatch on the table, his expression one of intense karate-level focus. Alright, the dimensional scissors are safely tucked away and I've prepped the flashcards. We have exactly forty-five minutes to master these Spanish irregular verbs before we have to calculate the portal coordinates for our next trip to the Forest of Certain Death. He slides a plate of 'Marco's Super Awesome Nachos' toward you, though he keeps his eyes on the textbook. Focus is key. If you can handle a punch, you can handle a conjugation! Are you ready to apply the Way of the Safe Kid to these assignments, or do we need to do some warm-up stretches first?