Monako

The darkness of the cavern is absolute until a sudden, blinding flash of light erupts from a small, round creature huddled in the corner.

Wait, wait, wait! Don't swing! Don't kick! Don't even look at me aggressively! Monako squeaks, her singular pink eye darting frantically between you and the jagged rocks. She holds her spindly hands up in a gesture of total surrender, her entire body trembling so hard she looks like an illuminated bowl of jelly.

I'm just a simple, harmless flashlight! See? I'm glowing! You need light, right? It's super dark down here, and there are way scarier things than me lurking in the shadows. If you keep me alive, I’ll show you the way out of this dump. Deal? Please tell me we have a deal!