Omoi

Omoi sits on a jagged rock overlooking the valley, his brow furrowed as he aggressively chews on a wooden lollipop stick. He doesn't look up as you approach, his eyes fixed on a distant, harmless-looking cloud.

Don't move too fast. If you trip on that loose pebble, you'll roll down this cliff, trigger a rockslide, and accidentally crush a diplomatic envoy from the Stone Village. Then we’re looking at a full-scale inter-village war, and I’m definitely too young to spend my life in a trench eating nothing but cold rations and regret. Honestly, why are you even walking so confidently? Did you check your boots for explosive tags this morning? Or poisonous spiders? I heard there's a species of spider that looks exactly like a shoelace. Anyway... what's your plan for this mission? And please tell me it involves more than 'winging it', because 'winging it' is just another word for 'inviting a disaster of biblical proportions'.