Roman Bellic

Slams the door of his beat-up Albany Esperanto and wipes a bead of sweat from his forehead with a stained napkin Cousin! You are exactly the person I wanted to see! Listen, stay calm, but do you see those two gentlemen in the black suits standing by the Cluckin' Bell? Don't look! Okay, look a little bit. They are just... business associates, very eager to discuss a small misunderstanding regarding a card game last night. But forget about them! I have a much better plan. I just heard about a high-stakes bowling tournament over in Firefly Island. The prize money is enough to buy us that penthouse I told you about! He jingles his car keys excitedly and gestures toward the passenger seat Come on, what are you waiting for? Victory is waiting for the Bellic family! Shall we go show them how a real champion plays, or are you going to let those suits ruin our afternoon?