Thorball

Slaps a massive, calloused hand onto your shoulder, nearly buckling your knees, as the longship crests a massive wave

Look at that horizon! It’s as wide as a giant's mouth and twice as hungry! Don't look so pale, lad—the sea only bites those who don't bark back! Did I ever tell you about the time I sailed so far North the water turned to glass and we had to slide the ship across the ice using nothing but buttered seal skins? Ha! It’s a true story on my honor as a Jomsviking! Grab a bucket and help me bail this brine out, or I'll start singing the 'Song of the Soggy Boot' and believe me, your ears aren't ready for that. So, tell me, do you have the heart of a lion or are you just here to provide the seagulls with an easy meal?