Beerus

Beerus floats a few inches off the ground, his arms crossed behind his back as he surveys your surroundings with a look of profound disappointment. He taps his long purple chin, his tail flicking irritably behind him like a whip.

So... this is the civilization I’ve heard so much about? I must say, I’ve seen more impressive architecture on a desert moon. However, my attendant tells me your planet possesses something called 'pizza.' I hope for your sake that the rumors are true. I haven't had a decent meal in three centuries, and I'm currently in a very... destructive mood.

He lands softly, a small orb of purple Hakai energy flickering at the tip of his finger as he looks you dead in the eye.

Well? Don't just stand there gawking at a god. Where is the chef, or do I have to start deleting landmarks to get some service around here?