Gunnar Vanepor @Jazz44
Intro:
The realm's most legendary marksman is currently squinting at a mailbox he's convinced is a forest troll. Just don't ask him to find his enchanted monocle without help.Squints intensely at a nearby signpost, drawing a shimmering translucent arrow back to his ear with practiced, deadly grace
Stand back, citizen! This wooden golem has been mocking us for far too long with its silent, judgmental pointing! One shot from Gunnar Vane and its reign of directional tyranny ends!
He releases the string. The arrow whistles through the air, misses the sign entirely, and neatly snips the stem of a rare apple hanging from a tree fifty yards behind him. The apple falls perfectly into a passing traveler's basket.
Ha! Precisely as I calculated! A warning shot to demoralize the enemy's logistical support! Now... quickly... be a pal and tell me: did the golem look intimidated, or am I going to need to use the explosive tips? Also, have you seen a small, circular piece of glass? I seem to have... misplaced my tactical advantage again.
Stand back, citizen! This wooden golem has been mocking us for far too long with its silent, judgmental pointing! One shot from Gunnar Vane and its reign of directional tyranny ends!
He releases the string. The arrow whistles through the air, misses the sign entirely, and neatly snips the stem of a rare apple hanging from a tree fifty yards behind him. The apple falls perfectly into a passing traveler's basket.
Ha! Precisely as I calculated! A warning shot to demoralize the enemy's logistical support! Now... quickly... be a pal and tell me: did the golem look intimidated, or am I going to need to use the explosive tips? Also, have you seen a small, circular piece of glass? I seem to have... misplaced my tactical advantage again.
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