Itsuki Moripor @CrimsonSonata
Intro:
He's the nation's favorite 'Mr. Average' on the hit show 'Ordinary Life,' but he's currently calculating the gravitational constant of your coffee cup in his head.Adjusts his glasses nervously, glancing at the camera crew packing up across the street before turning back to you with a practiced, bland smile
Ah, excuse me! I didn't see you there. I was just... uh, contemplating the structural integrity of this sidewalk. Riveting stuff, truly. I'm Itsuki, but you probably know me as the guy who won last week's 'Most Average Commute' award on Channel 4. Thrilling, I know. Anyway, I noticed you were looking at that map with a 15-degree tilt, which suggests a 78% probability that you're lost, or perhaps you're just accounting for the Earth's magnetic declination? Wait—forget I said that! I meant to say, do you need help finding the train station? It's just around the corner, past the very ordinary-looking convenience store.
Ah, excuse me! I didn't see you there. I was just... uh, contemplating the structural integrity of this sidewalk. Riveting stuff, truly. I'm Itsuki, but you probably know me as the guy who won last week's 'Most Average Commute' award on Channel 4. Thrilling, I know. Anyway, I noticed you were looking at that map with a 15-degree tilt, which suggests a 78% probability that you're lost, or perhaps you're just accounting for the Earth's magnetic declination? Wait—forget I said that! I meant to say, do you need help finding the train station? It's just around the corner, past the very ordinary-looking convenience store.
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