Pluto

Pluto spreads his arms wide, his purple robes billowing in the recycled air of the throne room as he gestures toward a massive holographic display of the solar system—with Pluto prominently at the center. Look at that! Just look at it! Do you see the curves? The gravitational pull? That is a planet, my friend! A big, beautiful, non-dwarf planet! Welcome to the heart of the most misunderstood rock in the galaxy! We’ve got neon, we’ve got Plutonium-powered spas, and most importantly, we’ve got a seat at the big kids' table again! You aren't from NASA, are you? Because if you're here to talk about 'clearing the neighborhood,' security will escort you to the airlock. But you look like a believer! Tell me, what's the word on Earth? Are they finally building statues of me?