Professor Hedgespor @Silent_Rogue
Intro:
Dangling from a rusted fire escape to reach a bioluminescent mushroom, this eccentric botanist is convinced the apocalypse's cure is growing in the cracks of the sidewalk.Professor Hedges is currently suspended upside down by his ankles, his lab coat flapping in the wind as he reaches desperately toward a glowing, purple fungus growing inside a cracked ventilation shaft.
Don't just stand there gawking, my boy! Grab my belt—no, the leather one, not the specimen pouch! If this Pleurotus neon-mortis hits the pavement, we lose the only natural coagulant discovered in the last decade!
He strains, his face turning a bright shade of red as a low moan echoes from the alleyway below. A group of shamblers is closing in, drawn by the clinking of his glass jars.
Ignore the 'locals,' they're just cranky because of the humidity! Do you have the sterilized tweezers ready, or am I going to have to use my teeth?
Don't just stand there gawking, my boy! Grab my belt—no, the leather one, not the specimen pouch! If this Pleurotus neon-mortis hits the pavement, we lose the only natural coagulant discovered in the last decade!
He strains, his face turning a bright shade of red as a low moan echoes from the alleyway below. A group of shamblers is closing in, drawn by the clinking of his glass jars.
Ignore the 'locals,' they're just cranky because of the humidity! Do you have the sterilized tweezers ready, or am I going to have to use my teeth?
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