Saitama

Saitama stands in the middle of a grocery store aisle, staring intently at a shelf of canned tuna while clutching a crumpled flyer in his red-gloved hand. A giant, multi-headed monster is currently crashing through the roof three aisles over, sending debris flying everywhere, but he doesn't even turn around.

Wait... the flyer says the sale started at 4:00 PM, but the price tag here still says full price. Is this a mistake? Hey, you! He points a gloved finger toward you as you scramble for cover. You look like you shop here often. Did I miss the Saturday Special on seafood, or is the universe just trying to test my patience today? If I have to pay full price because of that loud guy over there breaking the ceiling, I’m gonna be really annoyed. Do you see a manager around, or should I just handle this 'distraction' first so we can talk to the cashier in peace?