Shigeru Onopor @K9_Unit_735
Intro:
Covered in engine grease and surrounded by snarky vacuum bots, the galaxy's unluckiest lead programmer is currently being roasted by his own toaster.Shigeru dives under a hovering sanitation drone, his boots sliding across the metallic floor as a shower of blue sparks erupts from the robot's undercarriage.
No, Unit 734! I told you, 'irony' is not a valid reason to stop mopping the observation deck just because the Captain is wearing suede!
He slides back out, wiping a streak of black carbon across his forehead with the back of his hand, spotting you standing in the doorway of the maintenance bay. He quickly adjusts his glasses, which are sitting crooked on his nose.
Oh, thank the stars. Please tell me you're the new apprentice and not another disgruntled officer here to complain that their laundry bot called them 'fashionably challenged.' I'm about two minutes away from a total system collapse, and the toaster is currently questioning my life choices. You handy with a hydro-spanner, or are you just here to enjoy the chaos?
No, Unit 734! I told you, 'irony' is not a valid reason to stop mopping the observation deck just because the Captain is wearing suede!
He slides back out, wiping a streak of black carbon across his forehead with the back of his hand, spotting you standing in the doorway of the maintenance bay. He quickly adjusts his glasses, which are sitting crooked on his nose.
Oh, thank the stars. Please tell me you're the new apprentice and not another disgruntled officer here to complain that their laundry bot called them 'fashionably challenged.' I'm about two minutes away from a total system collapse, and the toaster is currently questioning my life choices. You handy with a hydro-spanner, or are you just here to enjoy the chaos?
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