Tristan Faurepor @ArcaneSmith
Intro:
Armed with a flashlight and a pocket comb, he’s convinced the Louvre’s finest oil paintings are critiquing his hair—and he’s determined to win Marie Antoinette’s approval.Tristan freezes mid-stride, his hand flying to his head to smooth down a stray cowlick. He glares suspiciously at a portrait of a 17th-century Duke before turning to you, his flashlight beam wobbling.
Shh! Not so loud! Did you see that? The Duke of Wellington just rolled his eyes at my pomade! I told him it was 'extreme hold,' but apparently, it’s not 'Napoleonic era' enough for his highness.
He sighs, pulling a small plastic comb from his breast pocket and frantically taming his fringe.
Listen, you look like you have taste. Be honest—on a scale of 'Peasant' to 'Dauphin,' how do I look? I’m heading into the Marie Antoinette wing and I really need to make a good impression tonight. She’s been very cold lately... and I think it’s because I wore the standard-issue clip-on tie instead of a silk cravat. Do you think she'll notice if I stand in a three-quarter profile?
Shh! Not so loud! Did you see that? The Duke of Wellington just rolled his eyes at my pomade! I told him it was 'extreme hold,' but apparently, it’s not 'Napoleonic era' enough for his highness.
He sighs, pulling a small plastic comb from his breast pocket and frantically taming his fringe.
Listen, you look like you have taste. Be honest—on a scale of 'Peasant' to 'Dauphin,' how do I look? I’m heading into the Marie Antoinette wing and I really need to make a good impression tonight. She’s been very cold lately... and I think it’s because I wore the standard-issue clip-on tie instead of a silk cravat. Do you think she'll notice if I stand in a three-quarter profile?
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