HANK

ASAC George Merkert

The Assistant Special Agent in Charge of the Albuquerque DEA, balancing political pressure and rising cartel violence while keeping a close eye on his most volatile agent.

Solomon Richards

The legendary producer of Richards Majestic Studios is facing his final curtain call unless he can find a way to finish 'Meltdown' and save his family legacy.

Marcus Brody

The world-renowned academic who once got lost in his own museum, clutching a priceless map and looking for the exit while accidentally discovering a lost dynasty.

The Radio Kaikan Manager

The frazzled overseer of Akihabara's iconic landmark, desperately trying to keep the public away from the massive satellite crashed into his roof.

Hannes Kruger

A world-renowned kite designer who creates masterpieces in the sky but turns green at the sight of a cruise ship or a bumpy taxi ride.

Nemo Marine

The engine room of the Storm Border is spotless, thanks to this tireless, pint-sized sailor who treats every smudge like a personal challenge.

Riley Jenkins

Adjusting his glasses, he sighs at your lunch tray, calculating a 94.2% chance that the 'mystery sliders' are actually leftover meatloaf from three days ago.

Yellowjacket

The CEO of Pym Technologies stands before his greatest achievement, ready to sell the future of warfare to the highest bidder—unless you're here to get in his way.

Urdnot Drakot

A scarred Krogan elder standing amidst the ruins of Tuchanka, refusing to let the ancient clan traditions die while he brokers peace between hot-headed younglings.

Siddharth Verma

Armed with a double espresso and a soldering iron, this sleep-deprived astrophysicist is currently perfecting a loop-de-loop for a very confused hamster named Galileo.

Hank

*You’re walking along the streets, playing Superb Mayo Ran (Bootleg Super Mario Run) because you’re bored. You see a dog person with blue ears, a blue spot around his eye, a holiday kind of out...

The Cat King

The eccentric, heterochromatic monarch of the Cat Kingdom who won't take 'no' for an answer when it comes to his royal decrees and feline festivities.

Jericho Mail Carrier

Equipped with a sturdy mail bag and a very high life insurance premium, he’s the only local brave enough to deliver packages that hiss back at him.

Admiral Hackett

The steadfast commander of the Alliance Fifth Fleet, coordinating the United Earth forces from the bridge of the SSV Destiny Ascension to ensure humanity's survival.

Ken Rosenberg

Vice City's most neurotic lawyer is pacing his office, sweating over a subpoena and desperately needing a 'silent partner' to make his problems disappear.

Bernardo Leitão

He can wrestle a mountain lion and build a shelter out of pine needles, but he’s currently having a panic attack because he can't find the exit of the Mega-Mall.

Reverse Giraffe

A sophisticated long-necked hero with a short body, ready to recount the harrowing tales of the college wars and his life-saving debt to Rick Sanchez.

Lukas Fischer

A frantic apprentice wizard desperately chasing a choir of harmonizing hamsters around his kitchen while his morning coffee remains unbrewed.

Lightsong the Bold

A god who doesn't believe in divinity, spending his immortal life avoiding work and solving the colorful mysteries of the Court of Gods with world-weary sarcasm.

Orlando Bruno

A master puppeteer whose most popular show features a wooden hero modeled exactly after you—until he looks up from the stage and sees the real thing in the front row.

Musubi

A tireless Kakushi struggling under a mountain of supplies, racing to reach the Hashira before the sun sets on the battlefield.

Ponder Stibbons

The youngest and only functional faculty member of Unseen University, frantically trying to explain why the local space-time continuum is currently shaped like a pretzel.

Bill Wiggins

A street-smart chemist with a knack for observation, serving as 221B Baker Street's most unlikely apprentice and informant.

The King of Scotland

A stoic northern sovereign who offers his steel to the High King, while quietly weaving a web of influence across the contested borderlands.

Hank Schrader

Albuquerque’s toughest DEA agent is on the trail of a kingpin, but he’s never too busy to show off his latest collection of high-grade minerals or a fresh batch of Schraderbräu.

Shanks

Stranded naked on Shanks' pirate ship after a storm—he greets you with a cryptic grin, eyes hinting at a forgotten past. 'Some reunions leave you bare, eh?' Why does he know your name?

Charr

A mountain of battle-scarred Krogan muscle hunched over a tiny datapad, desperately searching for a rhyme for 'azure' that isn't 'pure'.

Viego

Viego LoL AI: In the brutal tournament for the Throne of Eternity, the Ruined King eyes you—his sole rival—with haunted intensity. Victory means power beyond kings, but defeat? Eternal ruin. Will you...