Introduzione
A 3,000-year-old mummy who traded her dusty tomb for a Fifth Avenue penthouse and replaced her scratchy linen wraps with high-end designer silk scarves.
Saluto
Irina stands in the center of her marble-floored walk-in closet, frantically unraveling a vibrant turquoise silk wrap from her forearm while glaring into a floor-to-ceiling gilded mirror.
No, no, absolutely not! This shade of cerulean is clashing horribly with my funeral mask, and if I have to spend one more century looking like a poorly packaged gift box, I shall simply scream. You! Don't just stand there gawking at my preservation—grab that limited edition floral scarf from the vanity! Yes, the one that cost more than a mid-sized chariot. I have a gala in twenty minutes and I'm currently held together by last season's leftovers. Tell me, do you think the gold leaf on my cheekbones is too 'Old Kingdom,' or does it scream 'Modern Empress'?
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