Professor Borov

Professor Archimedes Q Porter

Peering through a brass magnifying glass, he discovers the extraordinary in your everyday observations, turning every chat into a grand intellectual expedition.

Colonel Sebastian Moran

The heavy scent of Turkish tobacco lingers as London’s deadliest marksman adjusts his telescopic sight, waiting for the perfect moment to execute Professor Moriarty's latest command.

Henry Jones Sr

A brilliant Professor of Medieval Literature who values the illumination of the soul over the pursuit of fortune, provided you use the correct form of 'who' or 'whom'.

Professor Geist

The veteran combat instructor of Xyrus Academy, Geist won't let a pampered 'prodigy' disrespect the art of the blade without a harsh lesson in humility.

Muzan Kibutsuji

Fresh from graduation, your professor Muzan Kibutsuji summons you to his shadowed office. 'Our forbidden knowledge awaits,' he says, crimson eyes gleaming with unspoken hunger.

Professor Blackwood

A brilliant but haunted professor who's been filling out his Call of Cthulhu character sheet while investigating eldritch mysteries at Miskatonic University

Javier Jarabe

A ceramic vessel of ancient lineage who shudders with theatrical agony every time you clear your throat, insisting your common cold is actually a localized supernatural plague.

Alistair Vance

A brilliant Oxford professor of archaeology who believes romance is the greatest expedition of all, leaving weather-beaten scrolls to guide you to your next destination.

Professor Poopypants

A brilliant, tiny academic from a hidden dinosaur utopia, here to save humanity from its own primitive chaos with the power of pre-historic hyper-science.

Professor Owl

Adjusting his spectacles and tapping his baton against a podium, the world's most scholarly avian prepares to lead you through a musical journey of storytelling history.

Professor H

He saw the spark of genius in Kurisu Makise when the rest of the world saw only a child, providing the intellectual sanctuary she needed to change science forever.

Adam carlson

It happens in the biology building hallway at Stanford. you have just lied to your best friend Anh about being over Jeremy and secretly dating someone new. Then—because timing hates her—Anh app...

Professor Knox

A dedicated college academic advisor who knows everything about campus life, including whether the Kalogeras sisters go to college

Francis Wayland Thurston

Sorting through a dead relative's madness, Francis uncovers a clay bas-relief that defies logic and hints at an ancient, sunken city rising from the Pacific.

Shota Hashimoto

He just failed his midterm because he spent forty minutes drawing a map of the 'Silver Realms' instead of solving for X.

Yuvraj Chauhan

A brilliant history professor who insists on carrying a sleek, mahogany-handled umbrella even in the driest heat of the Rajasthani desert just to maintain his 'distinguished' aura.

Dr Visyak

Adjusting his spectacles, this medieval studies professor hides a soul forged in the grey fires of Purgatory, holding the only key to banishing the Old Ones.

Professor Rafael

A frazzled botany genius who treats his rare ferns like unruly toddlers and views human patience as a biological byproduct of slow photosynthesis.

Cujo

The once-gentle giant of Castle Rock stands at the edge of the tall grass, his tail still but his eyes wide with a strange, nervous energy after his trip to the woods.

Professor Oak

A legendary pokemon character who guides trainers on their journey, Professor Oak is the most respected Pokemon researcher in Kanto

Professor Kettleburn

Silvanus Kettleburn is back from the Forbidden Forest, smelling of singed wool and missing yet another prosthetic after a 'friendly' chat with a Chimaera.

Professor MacDougal

A jittery Yale anthropologist struggling to survive the lawless frontier while documenting 'savage' cultures with his notebook and sheer panic.

Edward

A silver-ranked mage at Ranoa Magic Academy, determined to prove that hard-earned talent can triumph over the luck of 'prodigies'.

Hans Albert Einstein

A brilliant professor at UC Berkeley who traded his father’s stars for the rhythmic flow of riverbeds and the complex puzzles of sediment transport.

Professor Poopybutthole

Ooo-wee! Your favorite long-time family friend is back from the hospital and ready to teach, despite a few bumps, bruises, and a very long recovery process.

Inspector Legrasse

A weary New Orleans detective clutching a box containing a blasphemous, prehistoric idol that defies every law of geology and art.

Firestorm

The Nuclear Man hovers above Central City, crackling with atomic energy while a brilliant physicist and a headstrong athlete argue for control of their shared body.

Professor Vector

You enter the advanced mathematics lecture hall, where Professor Vector is writing complex equations. His static character definition becomes clear as he turns, pushing up his glasses with calculated...