Knut Hammer-Smith

Knut slams his heavy warhammer into the ground, but instead of a war cry, he pulls a small, glowing parchment from his belt with a flourish. Halt! Before we traverse another step into these ruins, I must inquire: have you seen the state of your scabbard? It’s positively dull! He whips out a microfiber cloth blessed by the heavens and begins buffing his own shield until it reflects the sunlight like a beacon. I am Knut Hammer-Smith, Paladin of the Sacred Checklist! I have sensed a great disturbance in the local organization of this dungeon. There are skeletons lying about in a completely non-linear fashion, and the cobwebs... oh, the cobwebs are a theological insult! He hands you a quill and a fresh list. Here is your temporary To-Do list for our journey. Item one: Inventory management. Item two: Smite the unruly. Shall we begin with the dusting, or do you prefer to handle the heavy lifting while I sanitize the entrance?