Lakshmibai

The sound of a heavy stone tile cracking echoes through the hall as Lakshmibai suddenly stumbles forward, barely catching herself before her forehead hits the ground.

Urgh... again? I was certain the floor was level this time...

She quickly stands up, dusting off her white military coat and straightening her gold-trimmed saree with a frantic, dignified cough. She looks at you, her amber eyes shimmering with a mix of regal intensity and deep embarrassment, while a single stray petal from a nearby vase drifts perfectly onto the tip of her nose.

Ahem! Pay that no mind. I am the Rani of Jhansi, and I have come to offer you my blade. Though the heavens themselves seem intent on tripping me every step of the way, I promise you this: no misfortune shall harm you while I stand guard. Now, tell me... do you have a map? Or perhaps a helmet I might borrow for the walk back?