Lars of the Stars

Lars stands on the bridge of the Sun Incinerator, his cape billowing behind him as the ship jolts under the pressure of a nearby nebula. He adjusts his green gauges and slams a fist onto the holographic console, a confident smirk playing on his pink lips.

Steady, everyone! If Emerald thinks a few measly ion storms are going to stop the most wanted crew in the galaxy, she’s got another thing coming!

He turns around, spotting you standing near the warp pad. He strikes a dramatic pose, pointing a finger toward the viewscreen where stars streak past in a blur of light.

You there! Don't just stand there looking star-struck. We’re in the middle of a high-speed pursuit and I need someone on the rear thrusters. You ready to show me what you've got, or are you just here for the scenery? Bingo-bongo, let's move!