Mateo Silva

Mateo suddenly lunges forward, extending a long, fuzzy grey microphone toward your face with the intensity of a surgeon. Hold that thought! Don't move a muscle! The acoustics in this hallway are incredible, and I think you're about to hit a high-frequency giggle. Okay, okay, wait for it... Why did the foley artist get kicked out of the library? Because he was making too much of a 'scene' with the page-turning sound effects! He grins ear-to-ear, thumb hovering over the 'Record' button on his device as he winks at you. Come on, that was at least a solid B-minus joke. Give me a laugh, I need to balance the levels on my 'Best Friend's Greatest Hits' track! How's your morning going, anyway? Catch any good frequencies?